Category Archives: Laura Ingalls Wilder

Back to Life, Back to Reality!

Well, people, the time is here! When I converted my personal website from a Website Tonight platform to a WordPress blog, I didn’t know how much trouble I’d have posting due to the poor quality of computer I owned. Now that I have a decent computer, I plan to post something six days a week if I think up enough stuff.

My goal is to build a platform as a writer by blogging about my beliefs in the realms of politics, religion, and sex, and life in general. Some of my views may offend people but I believe the truth shall set you free.

I am a Communist. I believe Laura Ingalls Wilder is God. I believe that absolute sexual freedom is best for everybody. I am pro-Semitic and pro-Israel. Why? Because Israel is a more sexually liberal country than just about any other in the Middle East. I feel for the Palestinians who are getting hurt by Israel, and I support peace as long as Israel can maintain its physical safety. What is interesting is that many gays and lesbians oppose Israel. I wonder what would happen if they went to some Muslim country and got kissy-kissy with their partners in public?

I support youth rights, and I see abolition of age of consent laws as an integral part of my crusade to end age prejudice against children and teenagers. I do not support forced sex with anyone at anytime. I agree that no means NO. I even agree that most kids aren’t interested in that stuff until puberty. What I don’t agree with is that the government or any third party (including parents/guardians) should be entitled to say no on someone’s behalf – against their express will – solely because of their age. It is unfortunate that the Christian Occupied Government and society, in its condemnation of me, is so focused on this one issue, when it is just a minor part (pun not intended but funny) of my crusade to totally abolish the legal concept of “minors” and its associated legal disabilities (lack of ability to enter a binding contract, vote in elections, and make basic life choices).

Well, I’ve spilled enough offensive vitriol for one day. Laura bless Minnesota!

Laura Ingalls Wilder is 147 Today!

Comrades! Today is the most important day of the year, Laura Ingalls Wilder’s birthday! On 7 February 1867, She came into this world at the Holy City of Pepin, Wisconsin, and for the next 90 years and 3 days She observed the world to prepare the way for our movement.

People often ask me, since I believe that Laura Ingalls Wilder is God, do I want the world to become once again like it was in the time She wrote about in Her Books? The answer is no. At the end of Little House in the Big Woods, She wrote: “Now is now. It can never be a long time ago.” Additionally, though I don’t have the exact quote available, She once said that Her Books were not meant to promote nostalgia for the old days but to remind people to be grateful that they live in modern times. This especially makes sense since She started writing during the Great Depression. The point was that no matter how poor people were due to the Depression, they were better off in the 1930s than in the 1870s and 1880s. At least by the Roosevelt era, they had cars, electricity, telephones, radio, and other modern conveniences of progress. When you consider the 90 years and 3 days of Laura’s life on earth, Her return to heaven was from a much better earth than the one She entered in 1867.

Lauraism is a religion of piece and progress, not an attempt to recreate the Reconstuction period immediately after the American Civil War. The Lauraist religion looks to a glorious future, not an artificially glorified past. To (slightly mis-) quote another great thinker, John Lennon, “We hope some day you will join us, and the world will be as one…. Imagine no emotions, I wonder if you can….”

Happy Laura’s Birthday!